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You come up here and make me get down, Human!                                                                                             -Baby Frank #TBT

Anything you can do, I can do better... Have a looksee for yourself and decide which one does it better.         Renata                            Frank

Cat Smack is the home of Frank & Renata. Resistance is futile. There is no one who doesn't like fluffy kittens...but we are not fluffy kittens.   We are hardcore. The Lady & The Man are our Humans. If you haven't figured it out already, The Lady writes our page, but we run the show.   The Man tries to keep up when he isn't busy scooping our poop and being a sports broadcaster.   Renata is sweet and Frank is sass.

I'm not a delicate flower, but I still "help" The Lady Ok, so you got me. I want the treats. Renata, the "Good One" says.... Renata, the Maine Coon Kitty says... We want to be sure to take a moment to let all of you know that The Lady is doing better everyday. Thank you all for your support & encouragement. From all of us here at Cat Smack.

I get a bit hissy when I hear that you don't think I'm funny. I am FUNNY. -Frank

Is anyone there? Frank & Renata here at CatSmackTalk are making a comeback!  Stay tuned and on the look out for more photos!

This brings all the boys to the yard. Admit it, this just made your day.

When I was little, I was a brat. Now I'm all grown up and I'm a bigger brat! Frank (left)                        Renata (right)

    Shortly after I was adopted, The Lady became very ill. She was unable to post many of the photos she took of both Renata & I.   She's feeling a bit better and is happy to finally share our adventures.  Please enjoy the time machine ride as I know it makes her nostalgic for the days when I was deceptively cute. We'd love to hear from you and if you have any questions, feel free to ask us!

My name is Frank. I'm a girl. What more do you need to know? Ok, fine.  I’ll share some stuff because, this is, after all, about me.  You aren’t here for the Grey Fluffball.  I’ve got both the looks and the attitude so she can get lost.  I can only hope. The Humans I allow to worship me are The Lady and The Man.    They like to think I call them by terms of endearment but we all know that’s just for them and has nothing to do with me.    I don’t care what they call themselves as long as my meals are on time and my bathroom is clean. Oh yeah, and no touching.  I hate that and can’t lick the human stink off me fast enough.  What is UP with all the touchy-feely crap? You might be wondering how I ended up here so I’ll make it short.  I was abandoned by an idiot with my sister on the side of the road.  One of your nicer humans found us and took us to work with her at a Veterinary Hospital.  Then, The Lady and Th...